What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 09:18

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do females hate MGTOW so much?
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
Octopussy
Why is there so much free porn on the internet?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What are some funny and smart quotes?
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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